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Bored

• Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?"
• "Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes."
• - Brian and Peter in A Fish Out of Water
• "Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside."
• - Stewie in The Kiss Seen Around the World